funny jokes

1. why do snowmen hate sports? because they have to warm up
2. what did one eye say to the other eye? in between us something smells
   
3. what's the best thing to put into fresh fruit? your teeth
   
4. what smells most on the earth? your nose
   
5. what do you change when you go home? your direction
   
6. what flower is on your face? tulips
   
7. why did the man freeze his money? he wanted the cold hard cash
8. why can't you tell the ice a joke? it will crack up
   
9. what do you need to open a door? a closed door
   
10. why couldn't the sailors play cards? because the captain was standing on the deck
    
11. why did the little boy take a pencil to bed? he wanted to draw the curtains
    
12. what's brown and hairy and wears sunglasses? a coconut on vacation
    
13. what do you call it when you see a fruit punch and cereal box? a food fight
14. why should you never tell secrets in a grocery store? because potatoes have eyes and corn has ears and beanstalk
    
15. where did the house go on vacation? to a topical island